ENGLISH JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES

  The History of ancient Germans and Russians

German Scientist dug 50 meters down into the ground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that 50,000 years ago the ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network. Naturally, the Russian government was not easily impressed. They ordered their scientists to dig even deeper: 100 meters down. Unfortunately, they found nothing. But they happily announced that 100,000 years ago the ancient Russians had cellular telephones.

  Train schedule

A Passenger complaint to a conductor why the train was often late.                      Passenger : What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains ore often late?         

Conductor : How would we know the trains were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?